January 2012
4 posts
December 2011
6 posts
November 2011
4 posts
October 2011
2 posts
August 2011
2 posts
July 2011
13 posts
shameless plug
I’m on Google+ (same name as this one), Twitter (twitter.com/joeystipek) among other “social networking” websites.
Google+: HI I FOUND ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND PEOPLE YOU KNOW ON GOOGLE+
Me: ...I don't know any of these people. I've never heard of these people.
Google+: THESE ARE YOUR FRIENDS
Me: No, I've never seen these people before in my life.
Google+: GOOGLE+ SAYS THESE ARE YOUR FRIENDS THESE ARE ALL YOUR GOOGLE+ FRIENDS NOW DO NOT FUCK WITH GOOGLE+ GOOGLE+ TALKS TO GOOGLE STREET VIEW SO GOOGLE+ KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE DO NOT FUCK WITH GOOGLE+ THESE ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW YOUR ONLY FRIENDS GOOGLE+ SAYS SO ALSO YOUR NEW GOOGLE+ NAME IS "BITCHTITS"
“We are awash in electronic hallucinations. The worse it gets, the more we retreat into those hallucinations. Dying cultures always sever themselves from reality, because reality becomes so difficult to face, and we’re no exception to that.” — Chris Hedges, interview with Media Roots
June 2011
20 posts
2 tags
Actual conversations
Clerk: We have some Green Lantern Corps pins if you want them?
Girlfriend (laughs)
Me: Oh, I saw that movie this weekend and it was terrible.
Clerk (shocked) Well, I have heard good things about it. My buddy is a huge Green Lantern fan and collects all the books….
Me: You need to try to get your buddy laid then.
thought for the day
Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker’s God-given right. - The Mayor in Ghostbusters II
How true of a statement that is. I smile every time he utters it.
